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Trump To Recruit Blue Man Group to Fix Reflecting Pool Debacle
Black Sabbath didn't stand a chance of being hired by Trump, for obvious reasons.
Jun 22


Electricity Prices Remain High For Crypto Bums as Nerds Demand ChatGPT Create ‘Naked Anime Girl’ Images For Them
The good news is fewer underage otaku are finding themselves on Brazzers
Jun 19


Gamer Deaths Rising From Cognitive Dissonance Between God of War and Stellar Blade
Game studios should have the right to do exactly what straight, white Gamers^TM demand they do!
Jun 16


World Cup Teams Remain Determined to let Their Fans Down Yet Again
More now so than ever before, teams are determined to make their fans feel like butt.
Jun 14


Sonic Crossroads Evangelion DLC Won't Allow You to Play as Shinji
At least Pen Pen is playable
Jun 12


Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time Remake Confirmed for Every Nintendo Console Ever
Pictured: A young boy sleeps during the unimpressive reveal of the new remake of Ocarina of Time
Jun 9
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