Do my mother-in-law next In an attempt to keep up with the times, news organization The Washington Post announced today that it would be updating its slogan to "Democracy Dead." The announcement came on the heels of cutting approximately two hundred journalists and the company's entire janitorial staff. "We just can't afford to keep the carpets or toilets clean in these tough economic times," said a Post representative. "Oh, yeah, and traditional journalism is gonezo, too." R